Gossip Girl Season 3 Episode 10: The Last Days of Disco Stick

This week, Gossip Girl has Dan feeling the effects of his threesome, Jenny taking a walk on the wild side, Serena hurtling towards the stupid end of the pool and Blair continuing to plot her domination of NYU as Lady Gaga puts in a guest appearance.  Meanwhile, Nate manages to look pretty while being banished to the Friends Zone.

Dan Humphrey, who has been high-fiving his way across campus, has bought into his own hype as the man who scored with a world-famous starlet and somehow ended up pulling off a threesome with his best friend.  Nate calls him out on his supreme stupidity, insisting that the “third” should have been a total stranger.  He cites his credentials as the voice of experience as Chuck Bass’s best friend and having dated (Very Vocal) Vanessa.  Dan still gloats it up and insists he and Vanessa are still BFF and nothing has changed, even going to a Morrissey concert with V later that night. Ah, hubris thy name is Humphrey!